UNILAG na only una waka come?

Like seriously, tales of record breaking tidings has been streaming out of the Great Akokites citadel: the University of Lagos, in the last few weeks. Well, if you are not updatedly informed,or perhaps hadn't noticed that some guys invented a fuel efficient automible that is now on sponsored exhibition in Europe.

The Shell ecomarathon competition

OK you were not informed abi? Anyway I bet you of course wouldn't have missed that grandstanding convocation that annouced Oluwafemi Abubakar Olwadamilola as the younges PhD holder in Africa at 24.

And just tonight I was jejeli blogging when I saw another attention seeking caption 'UNILAG Produce Youngest Doctor at 21' Maryam Opeyemi Raji 21

Haba! Kilode! UNILAG!! Na only una waka come school?! What about UI? IFE? And their two friends: ABU and UNIBEN? They did not hear? Ok. God is watching all of us.

But one mischievious mind that has an history of negating the half-truism of anything Nigerian is hoping all those ages being peddled are not football age sha? That was how they said one Golden Eaglet captain was 17 until his wife and kids emerge at the airport to greet their supposedly 17 years old papa after winning gold in the FIFA U17 championship.

Wait! did this children even finish primary school? Abi na triple promotion? And they wrote JAMB and passed ONCE? No post JAMB abi? ASUU strike nko, so their age pause while the strike prevailed Hmm. . . All the record you people are breaking in UNILAG will answer. Kuntunu! Congratulation oh. But Chai! Chai! UNNNILAAAAG Deris god o. . .deris god oo. . .deriss god oooo